I like:

Writing scripts, foxes, zombies, karaoke, driving at night, editorial photographs, dubstep, S, Rihanna, Adventure Time, hipster girls, drum & bass, Michael and Janet Jackson, slasher flicks, M, dancing while drunk, laughing at haters, whipping my hair back and forth, using an Oxford comma, and apparently Pokémon because I reblog it all the time.

Social networks:

iamzaccoleman@gmail.com
facebook.com/zaccoleman
twitter.com/zaccoleman
zaccoleman.tumblr.com
iChat/AIM: zacattackthatho
PSN: zacattackthatho

But you know I’m really wired. What do you say I…take you home and eat your pussy.

YES. I thought this was Shark Attack 3 though? Either way best pick up line ever. Especially because she says, “You know, I’m really tired” and he says, “Yeah, me too,” before the infamous follow-up.

Consistency, man. You has none.

(Source: courtofowls)